6/16/2023 0 Comments Crazy news headlinesThe turtle screamed “Cowabunga” before the airbags deployed.ġ5. What the Shell? Woman Struck in Head by Turtle That Crashed Through Windshield on I-95 in Florida We're still waiting for the DeepFake on YouTube.ġ4. X-Files Star David Duchovny Auditioned for All Three Male Leads on Full House Italian Man Tries to Dodge Covid Vaccine Wearing Fake Armīecause Florida Man can’t grab all the spotlight.ġ3. Florida Man With Drugs Around Penis Denies They Were HisĪ traffic stop results in the discovery of narcotics tied around a man’s genitals, but he insisted they didn’t belong to him.ġ2. The speculative collector’s market reaches new highs-or lows-with a frenzy over cookies.ġ1. Oreo Just Released Special Pokémon Cookies, and Fans Are Trying to Eat ‘Em All ‘I’m Not a Cat,’ Says Lawyer Having Zoom DifficultiesĪ civil forfeiture case via Zoom turned into surrealist performance art when an attorney couldn’t turn off a cat filter.ġ0. In which you keep reading expecting for the next paragraph to take a very sad turn.ĩ. This New Zealand School Is Using a Chicken as a Traffic Officer The libidinous cacophony of these long-dormant insects is not the business of law enforcement.Ĩ. Brood X Cicadas Are Screaming About Sex in Georgia, and Cops Are Tired of Hearing About It Surely the premise of a future children’s book.ħ. Misbaken Identity: Mysterious Beast Reported in Poland Turns Out to Be a Croissant in a Tree Science may be consumed by a pandemic, but that doesn’t mean you can’t find time to toss organs over the side of a building.Ħ. Watch: Scientists Discover What Happens When You Drop an Eyeball From a Five-Story Height Goxx, a Crypto-Trading Hamster Who Is Out-Investing Warren BuffettĮvery idea presented in that headline is factually correct.ĥ. When you need a reminder nature is not only scary but quite possibly evil.Ĥ. Meet the Tongue-Eating Louse, Which Does Exactly What You Think It Does A Profane Crow Made Friends at an Elementary School Before Being ExpelledĪ heartwarming tale of a crow named Cosmo who made f-cking friends with some kids before school officials f-cking ruined it for everyone.ģ. Ukrainian Couple Handcuff Themselves to Each Other to ‘Fix Relationship’Ģ. But there is a new breed on the block - the plucky Jack Russell Terrier.Bluebell and Beth, two rescue dogs belonging to King Charles III's wife Queen Camilla, are the new hairy. Beloved by the late Queen Elizabeth II, corgis have become an enduring symbol of the British royal family. Check out the stories that stood out in a very strange year:ġ. Move over Corgis: Jack Russell becomes new royal top dog. Some are just glimpses into little micro dramas full of extremely peculiar people, animals, and situations. The ongoing COVID-19 pandemic comes in a close second.īut not every headline needs to reflect the state of the world in such profound ways. When we reflect on 2021, we’ll probably realize the most important story of the year was Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson refusing to return to The Fast and the Furious franchise owing to personality conflicts with Vin Diesel.
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